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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

The Best Of Roots Picnic Made Up For The Absolute Worst - HuffPost

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The Toyota Supra Won't Stay Dead For Long - Motor1.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Anna Gilmore, public health researcher: ‘Just four products cause at least a third of all deaths’ - EL PAÍS English

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Random Eagles notes: Bryce Huff trade perhaps signals some confidence in Azeez Ojulari - PhillyVoice

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What motivated you to start reading books in English? What was the first book you read in English?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

'The Alters' is a genre-blending sci-fi survival ordeal about the horrors of being a project manager - Space

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

An AIDS orphan, a pastor and his frantic search for the meds that keep her alive - NPR

Next, they tried...

No way

No, not a chance

Why are people calling the Biden/Harris administration a disaster for the US economy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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