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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:38

Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What motivated you to start reading books in English? What was the first book you read in English?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
An AIDS orphan, a pastor and his frantic search for the meds that keep her alive - NPR
Next, they tried...
No way
No, not a chance
Why are people calling the Biden/Harris administration a disaster for the US economy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.